Silly pet jokes
Q: What kind of pets just lie around the room?
A: Carpets.
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
Q: What do you use to keep parrots on their perch?
A: Polly Grip.
A Frenchman with a parrot perched on his shoulder walks into the park.
A woman says, “Wow, he’s really cool! Where did you get him?
“In France,” the parrot says. “They’ve got millions of them.”
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
